With a curriculum falling in the same liminal space between metal and punk as their friends in Motorhead, the faculty of this unorthodox institution thumb their noses at reading, writing, and ‘rithmetic in favor of raucous rock ‘n’ roll. Their second semester features subjects as varied as street racing, predatory men (and how to avoid them), and derrière appreciation courtesy of guest lecturers Beard, Hill, and Gibbons. Everybody involved gets detention.